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Joke of the Day

"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."

"How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb? One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him."

"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers"

"I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well."

"I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym... ...but none of them worked out."

"Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"What's the shittiest day of the week? Saturday"

"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."