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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!"
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"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
"Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there."
"Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleevies!!!"
"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."
"What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable? Broke up with James Harden"
"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."
"87.53% of statistics are false Title"
"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"
"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."