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Joke of the Day

"My dad always said, ""I before E expect after C"". Society taught me otherwise."

"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."

"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."