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Joke of the Day
"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
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"What do you call two ordinary ghosts? Paranormals."
"There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio"
"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."
"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"
"I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals"
"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
"Did you hear about the gangster panda? It eats shoots and leaves."
"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""