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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"That's a great river Dam it!"

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"What do you call a skinny person with a lisp Methed up"

"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"

"For David Blaine's next trick, he will move in to a series of increasingly small apartments and eventually die alone."

"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""

"-Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple."

"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."

"Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft."