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Joke of the Day
"How many tickels until a octopus laughs Ten-tickels...... I'll leave"
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"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."
"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"
"Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!"
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."
"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"
"Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die."
"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"