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Joke of the Day

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them."

"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."

"Apparently saying, ""Oh, I just came to watch"" makes everyone else uncomfortable in the Pilates class."

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"I was caught after ditching a cab without paying... I was charged with Taxi Evasion."

"What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common? They both have Transparents."

"What do bees chew? Bumble gum."

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"