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Joke of the Day

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "

"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."

"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"

"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."

"If you can't find the source of a quote, attribute it to Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Dorothy Parker, or H. L. Mencken and move on."

"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."