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Joke of the Day

"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."

"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."

"I have an idea for a movie combining my two favorite genres. Zombies and Mafia...I'm going to call it ""Deadfellas""."

"haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in"

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"

"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."

"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."

"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""

"I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there's a lot of food in his apartment that'll spoil if I don't eat it."