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"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"
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"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""
"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"
"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"
"99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people"
"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."
"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."