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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews love sandwiches? Because they're not made in ovens."
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"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."
"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""
"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."
"Which duck will destroy the establishment? None, ducks are not allowed in politics."
"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""
"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"
"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."
"A man goes to the doctor for an exam... ... the doctor looks at him and says, ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asks the man. ""Because I'm trying to examine you,"" says the doctor."
"Have you ever heard of the exhausted frog? He was out of bounds"