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Joke of the Day

"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"

"Why did I join Twitter? Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out."

"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""

"Asian's pets Asian's eyes don't water when their pets die, their mouths do."

"I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot."

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

"What do Christians and Muslims have in common They think it's a sin to use condoms when raping 5 YEAROLDS"

"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"