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Joke of the Day

"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"

"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."

"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."

"How do neurons communicate? Cell phones"

"Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth."

"Wife: I just wanted our honeymoon to be special. Me holding 2 Nintendo64 controllers: Me too, but you need to hurry and pick a character."

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"

"What do old people often do? Die"

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"