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Joke of the Day

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him? I've got a golden tinkle in my eye... "

"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."

"Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it ""twita"". Dat would b nize"

"Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons."

"Why can't Americans play chess ? Because they are missing two towers."

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"