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Joke of the Day
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
Next Joke
"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."
"I leave my vacuum in the middle of the floor at all times so when I have unexpected company I can say I was just about to clean my house."
"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."
"The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad."
"I really can't walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your man."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs? He liked his salads a little meteor."
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"