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Joke of the Day
"I think I was Italian, in a pasta life."
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"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."
"What do you call a midget, that escaped prison, that is also a psychic? A small medium at large."
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream. Ernie replied ""Sure Bert"""
"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"
"What's the difference between American and Canadian? A boat."
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."