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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"

"Ladies... If you want guys at the bar to leave you alone don't tell them you have a boyfriend cause men don't care about that. Tell them you have a p*nis."

"i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon"

"Called my Doctor, in a panic, serious difficulty ""passing"" urine. Turns out, it's just that I drive a shitty mini-van."

"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"

"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"