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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."
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"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."
"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."
"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."
"If you're having a bad day , just remember ... All of you are funnier than Dane Cook ."
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"If you were stressed out yesterday Does that make you past tense?"
"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."
"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."