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Joke of the Day

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"Fiber Monday is a great idea... but is once a year often enough ? Oh....it's Cyber Monday ? Never mind."

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"

"CARPET SALESMAN: [sighing, handing me another sample] What about this one for your bedroom? ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small"

"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don't ^know ^what's ^too ^offensive ^and ^what's ^not ^sorry."

"Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry."

"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"