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Joke of the Day
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
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"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."
"After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for... It was hiding behind the American cologne"
"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
"For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade"
"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."
"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"
"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"[my kid, literally every school morning] ""I hate mornings. I'm not getting up"" [1st day of summer vacation] ""dad, can we watch the sunrise"""