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Joke of the Day
"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"
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"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"
"Calculus Joke http://i.imgur.com/4s8NLUO.jpg Not mine, but thought I'd share anyway. Hope you like it!"
"Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation"
"""Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job."" -Major Tom to ground control"
"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a police car. A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside."
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."
"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."