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Joke of the Day

"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"

"""Age is just a number"" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account"

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!"

"Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To see the chicken strip!!!"

"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"

"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"

"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"

"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"