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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."

"Me: "" *types in password*, Password Doesn't Work"" ** OMG I'M HACKED**.... *oh wait... never mind, CAPS LOCK WAS ON..*"

"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"

"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."

"How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette? Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."

"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"