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Joke of the Day

"The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me."

"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."

"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."

"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care!"

"Why do people who smoke weed take geology? Because they're STONERS!"

"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"

"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."

"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"