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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."

"How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome? Start shouting Jehovah."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."

"10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Does anyone know?"

"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"Steam Support Knock knock; Who's there? Steam support? Steam support who? ... ... ... ... We're sorry, VAC bans cannot be removed from this account."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"