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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."

"Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"Why does a priest never get married? Because they got nun to love them"

"Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him..."

"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows They were so famous they made headlines."

"Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror that reads ""objects are smaller than they appear."""

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."