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"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."
"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"
"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."
"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"
"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"
"What do you say after stubbing your toe? I thought the title was the start of a joke. You OWW me one joke!"
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"
"Circles. I don't see the point in them."