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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."
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"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"I stayed at a hotel in Silicon Valley last night... The amenities were great. They even gave me a complementary metal-oxide-semiconductor."
"Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow."""
"Priests, TV personalities and now MPs guilty of bum fidderling no wonder us children of the 70/80s bang on about playing outside all day...who the f*ck would have wanted to go indoors"
"Friends don't let friends have friends. Be a friend, don't be a friend."
"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"
"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."
"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"