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Joke of the Day
"You know what was lit? The Freedom Bus."
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"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."
"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."
"Sup, ducks? Lookin' straight nuclear with your orange ass bills & your furry yellow torsos. All aquatic & shit. Lazy as hell, too. One love."
"Say Gabe Horn"
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"
"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."
"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."
"What do you call an asian golddigger? Cha Ching"
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."