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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."
Next Joke
"Why was the man with no arms or legs the BEST party host? Because no matter what, when you get to the front door you will always see a welcome Matt."
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."
"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"
"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"
"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"
"Sorry I pissed you off, but I find you much more entertaining this way."
"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"
"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"