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"Any jokes about failed startups?"
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"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."
"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."
"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""
"How do you compliment a scarecrow? Tell him he's outstanding in his field!"
"Oxymoron Black people"
"Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer turns to the other and say, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there!"""
"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"