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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."
"Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head. -- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis."
"People say the World Cup in Qatar is a bad thing... But when it's all over they're going to have some great stadiums to behead women in..."
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."
"I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice."
"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."