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Joke of the Day

"People say the World Cup in Qatar is a bad thing... But when it's all over they're going to have some great stadiums to behead women in..."

"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."

"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"

"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."

"Did you know if you beat up a monk then he's no longer vegetarian? He becomes a *sore-sage*."

"It's 2011, microwaves should have one button that says Cook Shit."

"my girlfriend went to slip into something more comfortable six months ago which makes me wonder how comfortable you can possibly be"

"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"