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Joke of the Day

"I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice."

"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."

"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"

"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."

"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."

"Your mom is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow."

"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."