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Joke of the Day
"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."
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"Legally, you don't actually have to ever stop screaming."
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."
"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"What's black and white and red all over? Police brutality."
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""olive or twist?"""
"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"Hey can you pick up summa of the way home? Me: Hey, on your way hone can you pick up summa? Wife: Summa what? Me: Summa DEEZ NUTS"
"I'm the man putting sexy... .... back into dyslexic."