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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny lightbulb? Illumi-naughty. ;)"
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"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."
"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."
"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."
"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"
"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."
"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."
"I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet"
"Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick up your ass."