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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horny lightbulb? Illumi-naughty. ;)"

"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"I invited Jim for dinner ""Jim from church or Jim who travels everywhere by catapult?"" [Loud thud on the roof] *sigh* ""I'll get the ladders"""

"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."

"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."

"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"