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Joke of the Day

"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"

"When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous."

"What kind of parasites do gangstas get? Thug Lice."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved."

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."

"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."

"[Wakes up in hospital after car crash] I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet. ""OMG why?"" You were too tall to fit in the ambulance"

"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"

"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."