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Joke of the Day
"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."
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"Racism is 1/10 But it's 7/10 with Tamir Rice"
"If you are attacked by a group of clowns... Go for the Juggler."
"I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van."
"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"
"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"
"My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face."
"I almost got fired for watching internet porn at work. Instead I got fired for masturbating."
"I have two tickets to the 2017 Superbowl, but I'm getting married that day so I can't go. If you're interested in going in my place, the wedding is at St. Peter's church and her name is Laura."
"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."