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Joke of the Day
"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."
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"I had some extra money laying around I was going to invest in quick sand... ...but the deal fell through."
"A real man can feel embarrassed only two times in his life... the first time when he can't manage the second time, and the second time when he can't manage the first time."
"Of course I touch myself when I think about you It's called a face palm"
"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"
"What does a fat ballerina wear? A three-three"
"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"