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Joke of the Day

"My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"How did Jack get rich? His bean-stock went up."

"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."

"My friend gets an erection whenever he sees chickpeas... He's a hummussexual."

"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."

"Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it."

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."

"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."