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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food."

"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests? What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest"

"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort,, it is equal to one night.. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."

"Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon."

"ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET."

"Why was the calendar nervous? It's days were numbered!"

"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"

"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."