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Joke of the Day

"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"

"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"

"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."

"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Why can't you trust any Adam? They make up everything."

"You should skydive without a parachute. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"