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Joke of the Day

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra Funny or nah?"

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."

"Hey! It's Cyber Monday... a/s/l?"

"a feminist, a man, and a dog walk into a bar the girl asks the guy, why does the dog have to be here? the man says: ""I thought you would get lonely, bitches gotta stick together"""

"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"

"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"

"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."

"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"

"Did you hear about the movie,""Constipation""? ...it never came out."