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Joke of the Day

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."

"A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... Key and Peele."

"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"

"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"

"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"

"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"

"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"

"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"