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Joke of the Day

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor .... last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._."

"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"I just overheard my kid muttering ""I'm sorry you had to see that"" to a stuffed toy. It's probably best not to ask what ""that"" was right?"

"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"

"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"

"Treat me like a semicolon and use me in all the wrong ways."

"The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."