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Joke of the Day

"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."

"Q: What do space aliens put on their windows? A: Venutian blinds."

"99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code."

"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."

"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."

"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."

"Recently HP fucked up on my order of a Laserjet they've sent me a fucking printer instead!"

"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"

"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"

"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""