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Joke of the Day
"Ever had sex while camping? ... ITS FUCKING INTENTS"
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"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."
"Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*"
"My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts."
"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."
"Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda? The Czech engine light is always on."
"*Semi drifts into my driveway, transforms into a robot and hands me my package.* This Amazon Optimus Prime account was so worth it."
"I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day. Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct."
"It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!"
"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."