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Joke of the Day

"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"

"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"A friend from New Zealand asked me to put a wedge of lime in his cocktail. He took a sip and said ""Thank you, I couldn't have made it bitter myself!"""

"A buddy of mine told me he thinks I'm OCD the other day... I told him he was out of his place."

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."

"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."

"What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win"