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Joke of the Day
"What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake? First time posting to r/baking."
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"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."
"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."