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Joke of the Day

"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !"

"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."

"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"

"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"

"There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body."