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Joke of the Day
"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."
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"Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed."
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"I just found out five people I went to high school with are dead. What's taking the rest of them so long?"
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
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