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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Station Masters are so good at their job?? They train them-self a lot."
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"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."
"I masturbated in the shower... I just wanted to come clean. Came up with this earlier, I guess it could've been relevant in /r/showerthoughts"
"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."
"Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live."
"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."
"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze."