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Joke of the Day
"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
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"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"
"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"
"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."
"""Can I get you to-"" YES! ""Great! Here it-"" I'LL DO IT! ""Don't you want to-"" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script"
"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."
"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."
"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""
"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."