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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
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"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."
"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."
"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."
"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""
"Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!"
"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."
"Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor"
"When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!"
"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"