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Joke of the Day
"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
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"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."
"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""
"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"
"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."
"What kinds of clothes do protons wear? Plus sizes!"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."
"[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen."
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."