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Joke of the Day

"""At least you're going to get a lot of material out of this,"" is comedian-speak for, ""Sorry about your life, dude."""

"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held."

"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"

"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y."